Throughout history the fix is in This conspiracy to keep you dim There's no master plan Just an endless litany of bad advice So we raise the kids on channel three Unavailable commercial free Who needs enemies? All we want is freedom all we lack is pride Uh-oh blame the alcohol All that you believe it don't mean shit to me Cause you phone it in and hope it works I'm and idiot but you're the jerk Who said "Face it man If it don't come easy what's the use in trying?" Dumb and satisfied