In a magic desert light Everything looks fine Jewels are shining Smiles don't ever glow The coolest guy in a golden suit Walks into the room Welcome to a TV show Life may suck sometimes May seem hard empty & boring But the star we call TVs gonna shine for us And take away our worries In a TV show I'm like an Astroman on Mars Now I've reached my final destination I'm on the screen I'm saying hello to the whole nation (2X)