Left Brain Ambassadors

He's never been arrested once In his life 
Never received a letter from the law 
Quite insane Never felt the demon riding his back 
He is safe from harm 
Never got hallucinations after 
Being too long on the booze 
Logical thinking 
Turns to Stupidity 
Never had longer relations 
With the female sex 
Never been quite all alone 
Poor little boy 
Never had suicidal thoughts 
Never quite understood 
The true meaning of the word life