Tom: C C I'm just a turtleneck boy Am She's my bleach blonde lover Em Yeah I think I'm cool wearing coats in the summer, C Am A turtleneck boy don't want to wear leather, Em Only tried to school for the sake of my mother. C Mother... [Solo] F [Verse 1] F N.C. A charity shop can make me smile, N.C. C Pleasures cheap and queue in single file, F N.C. F N.C. C Em Am I find a landscape full of grey but on the rail a holy grail, G F# F And in that moment I figured out Without a doubt, [Chorus] C Am I'm just a turtleneck lover boy, Em G I'm just a turtleneck lover boy, C Am I'm just a turtleneck lover boy, Em G I'm just a turtleneck lover boy. [Verse 2] F N.C. I've got my items bout to scan, N.C. C It's not smelly it's just second hand, F N.C. F Two pound shoes from the bottom shelf N.C. C Em Am If you're spending fifty get over yourself, G F# I've caught the bug I can't be helped, F I'm full of love now [Bridge] Am G I'm a turtleneck lover boy. F# F A turtleneck lover boy. Am G A turtleneck lover boy. F# F A turtleneck lover boy. [Chorus] C Am I'm just a turtleneck lover boy, Em G I'm just a turtleneck lover boy, C Am I'm just a turtleneck lover boy, Em G I'm just a turtleneck lover boy. [Outro] C I'm just a turtleneck boy Am She's my bleach blonde lover Em Oh I think I'm cool wearing coats in the summer, C Am A turtleneck boy don't forecast the weather Em G No I'm not a fool always listen to my mother.