Last Wednesday night I got a telephone call They were having a monster movie ball The boys said: Now, if you're feelin' great Hurry on down to the Coconut Crate 12 o'clock we're all gonna rock At the Monster Movie Ball Well I went to that party and I must declare There was fiends and monsters everywhere The zombies all wore ponytails You should have heard those werewolves wail Every girl was out of this world at the Monster Movie Ball Well I saw the Creature From The Black Lagoon The Phantom Of The Opera was swingin' a tune Vampira winked her evil eye As Frankenstein came dancin' by Dracula did a cha cha cha At the Monster Movie Ball Dr. Jekyll was there with his blue suede shoes Quasimodo was singin' the blues The Shrinking Man had short shorts on The Invisible Man was real gone What a thrill, they were dressed to kill At the Monster Movie Ball Everybody was there from the House Of Wax Mighty Joe Young played a honkin' sax The Witch Doctor got up and sang "Oo ee ting tang walla walla bing bang" Peter Lorre was late a-pickin' up a date For the Monster Movie Ball Oh the band was playin' Don't Be Cruel A mummy was dancing with a real cool ghoul The Thing was sent from outer space He was hoppin' and boppin' all over the place I saw a mole a-doin' The Stroll At the Monster Movie Ball Well a-bless my soul it was really weird They danced all night 'til the sun appeared Man alive they sure looked beat Every monster there was dead on his feet What a thrill, it haunts me still The Monster Movie Ball?