Yo, I know you know a hoe You might know a few This jam is about two Skeezy, sleazy, peasy, low down (hoedown) This is the hoedown (hoedown) (hoedown) (hoe) (hoe) (hoedown) (hoedown) Lucy, I remember lucy With the big fat juicy Watermelons comin out the grocery store Saw her comin out of the door I said, miss, can I help you with this? Please don't diss, I just wanna kiss She said, of course, kissed with force Suckin on my lips just like she was a horse I said, excuse me, please don't bruise me Please don't tease or skeeze or use me I'm not like that, I'm not kinky Would you please remove your pinky >from my rear? Can't you hear? What's the matter? Get your hands off the platter We're standin outside on a crowded block I felt her hands goin down on my sock It's a polo, she was so low down I coulda swore her knees was on the ground I said, damn ma'am, get on your feet Be on your way, cause you can't have my meat Her eyes started waterin, so I brought her In the store, to buy some more Tissue, I said, good-bye, I'm gonna miss you She said, no, I said, yo hoe, ho-ho, merry christmas This must be a gift, have you ever imagined that if You was a manget, and a girl was a metal filing Would they all come piling? On your body, growin like hair, yeah? Well, just think of me as there Didn't need a girl, had plans for the day Wanted to step, but she wanted me to stay You could say she was disturbing my peace So I called the police