You try to get us sued and shit I'll take a salad shooter to your dick And grind it up into little fries I'll stick my dick into your eye You call us gay hypocrites But you're the one who's afraid to say shit You try to fight, get in my face You need a blow job from a can of mace You can't get a girl so you lie to mine I wish you'd just go fuck a beehive You jerked off with gasoline It got so hot you burned your spleen You claim that you're celibate But you're just fat and smell like shit You kick me in the nuts and lie about it But, hey! You're still fat and smell like shit You hate a band cuz a song they wrote You got no life, you're a fuckin' joke Fuck you and your friends, you're dumb and fat I'll sodomize you with a baseball bat!