I'm doing shots before I meet you Can't be sober when I greet you You drink tequila by the liter And I'm just following the leader And I keep trying but I can't win I'm a fan and you're a has-been And this town ain't getting bigger I gotta move if I'm not with you You know This ain't no stand up show Boy what you laughing for? Nothing funny about the way you make me feel This ain't like me at all I'm gonna do you wrong Think it's funny? Maybe you should wait and see Fuck all your friends No really I'm gonna fuck all your friends Fuck all your friends Yeah Fuck all your friends No baby I'm gonna fuck all your friends Fuck all your friends Yeah I think I loved you out of habit Got addicted to the tragic And I know you wanna play tough So loving you is gonna be rough Used to have it all together You and me, that could be clever I always think about you undressed I really wish that I could care less But I know This ain't no stand up show Boy what you laughing for? Nothing funny about the way you make me feel This ain't like me at all I'm gonna do you wrong Think it's funny? Maybe you should wait and see Fuck all your friends No really I'm gonna fuck all your friends Fuck all your friends Yeah really I'm gonna fuck all your friends Fuck all your friends Yeah