Okay, I'll tell you the truth And I said unto him The meaning of life is so much more Than anything I could explain He told me he doesn't Oh no he doesn't understand Why should I blame him He tells me you try to Let me down But I found my own way Back on home And you tried to push me around And I got myself back up Off the ground Then I told him Hey man I'm sorry I didn't mean to hurt you Then he said And if you push me again I'll just push you back I don't care if you call the cops And jesus said That's not nice No that's not nice That just isn't nice To say to anyone And then he said (not jesus but the man who wasn't nice) Hey jesus Get off my front porch I'll never follow you and your ways And jesus said I love you still I couldn't think of a reason not to It's okay I'll go ahead and go I don't care if you don't believe in What I've been teaching my whole life Running around in these silly sandals oh yeah Then Satan passed on down the road In his fancy chevrolet He said he got a deal on it Even though it's pink It doesn't reflect nothing God damnit!