Tom: C Intro E|E|-----|| D,Em,C,G,D,Em,C,G,G,G Verse E|E|-----|| G Em G Em Sitting at the table with a drink in my hand G Em G Em Life is fucked as usual at least i'm not a woman Chorus E|E|-----||- (i don't know the names of these chords so here is the tabs for them) EADGBe 1 355433 2 577455 3 133211 - this is an F 1 2 I've got a penis 1 2 I've got a penis 3/F 1 3 and an ounce of fucking common sense