Picked my girl to a romantic date I just knew what would be my fate She was so good, dressed to kill She turned on the radio to raise a thrill Boring slob song I must say no I'm a hard motherfucker playin' rock n' roll Get in the place to start the night It was no ring but we get in a fight She tried to kill me, she went right She said: "I'm gettin' out of this pigsty" I'm beggin' you please so baby don't go I'm a hard motherfucker playin' rock n' roll Easy, Baby! (You're drivin' me crazy!) Easy, Baby! (You're a dick!) Couple of songs and she could slow down She said her head was spinnin' round She ask me to take her home to relax All of a sudden she kissed the ground Pute her to sleep, I'm doing my show I'm a hard motherfucker playin' rock n' roll