Tom: D
D B G F#m A
E|--------------------|
B|--------------------|
G|--7---------------2-|
D|--7---9---5---4---2-|
A|--5---9---5---4---0-|
E|------7---3---2-----|
Intro
D B G
Chorus
D B G D B G
Funny I'm not familiar with this taste
D B G D B G
I said are these ribs or is this steak
D B G D B G
Well I'd sure like to know what the hell this is I'm chewin'
D B G D B G
I said holy fuck, it's another human
Verse
D F#m
Come with me, I'm on my way
B A
to the cannibal cafe
D F#m
Won't you come to the only place
B A D B G
Where you could be the special of the day
D B G
There I was chokin' this thing back
D B G
When I realized that it was someone's hand
D B G
The only way that I could possibly tell
D B G
Careless cook did not remove the finger nails
(Chorus)
D B G
The food ain't bad and the food ain't good
D B G
Don't dare order the leper's foot
D B G
I recomend the ass of the farmer's wife
D
Fair and tender not so greasy
B G
Heavy on the cellulite
