Tom: G G Bm I've been unlucky in love and so disenchanted C Em I screwed it all up and took you for granted Am Hair... C D G I wish you never were not there. [Verse 2] G Bm I Can't get a job and nobody loves me C Em Used to have friends, but now I'm so lonely Am Hair... C D G I hope you know that I still care. [Chorus] Bm C Hair, you make me feel so complete Bm C If you'd come back, I'd grow you down to my feet Bm C Even fat girls won't look at me on the street Am I'd swear... C D G I'd do it all for some more hair. [Outro] Bm Motorist's beware C D G 'cause I might blind you with my glare Bm Life's so unfair C D G I really miss my sweet ass hair Bm I don't mean my "ass hair" C D G I should've put a hyphen there