Throw my burger in the air Then I drink some of your soda Then I do a little bit of hopscotch and bust out the macarana Then I train my dog to sit And then I train my mom to sit Knit a sweater to impress the girls But I'm not very good at knitting That was the most embarrassing thing I've ever done But the girls taking pictures thought that it was fun I was running away then I tripped on my pants But I saved myself with a cool break dance Now it's time to eat my burger and enjoy it's awesome taste I'm gonna open my mouth super wide And catch it with my face