Tom: Em G Neighbor called my landlord E She said that she was pissed A Ab Up all night making noise F And she cant get no rest G She said we was running a flop house E Full of thieves and thugs A Ab F Musicians and hooligans and we were all on drugs C So she got bent she raised the rent A Said it would only take one more Bb A Ab Phone call from my whiny neighbor [Interlude] E|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|------------------| B|-5-5-------------|-----------------|-----------------|--------------5-5-| G|-----5-5-4-4-----|-------------2---|-------------2---|------------------| D|-------------5-5-|---2---2-5-5---5-|---2---2-5-5---5-|--2---1-1-1-------| A|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|------------------| E|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|------------------| 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & a E|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|------------------| B|-5-5-------------|-----------------|-----------------|--------------5-5-| G|-----5-5-4-4-----|-------------2---|-------------2---|------------------| D|-------------5-5-|---2---2-5-5---5-|---2---2-5-5---5-|--2---1-1-1-------| A|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|------------------| E|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|------------------| 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & a [Verse 2] G B F What's up with my neighbor C G B F C What's it gonna take to get a break G B F C G B F C She's got us tiptoeing around in fear G B F C G Church mice at St. Leo's down my street B F C Have moved so far away G B F C G B F C She has sent them packing and running scared D C F How much more does she think we will take G B F C G B Maybe some day when I'm old and fat and bald F C G B F C G B F C I'll understand why my neighbors make me feel like hell G B F C G B F C I can't even watch T.V. or sneeze or fart can't even breathe G B F C G B F C For fear my landlord will come and ring my bell D C F How much more does she think we will pay [Chorus] E G E G No more flop house no more fun E G I've got a whiny neighbor E Eb I've got a whiny neighbor E G E G Shooting cans with BB guns E G I've got a whiny neighbor E Eb I've got a whiny neighbor E G E G She says these punks have to go E G E Eb E I think we're gonna get the old heave-ho C E C E C D (ho) ho (ho) ho (ho) ho (ho) ho (ho) ho [Verse 3] G Neighbor called my landlord E It was a sunday afternoon A Ab She couldn't hear the tv set F We were having a barbeque G We were listening to Louis Prima E And drinking Meisterbrau A Ab If she would have come to talk it over F And wasn't a lazy cow C So she got bent and raised the rent A Said it would only take one more Bb A Ab Phone call from my whiny neighbor [Verse 4] G B F C Maybe someday when I'm jaded G B F C 9 to 5 at a job I hate G B F C G B F C I'll come home and harass my neighbors too G B F C But I'd have a strategy G B F C And catch them when the rent is late G B F C G B F C And all the other bills are overdue D C F After all this is the neighborly way [Chorus] E G E G No more flop house no more fun E G I've got a whiny neighbor E Eb I've got a whiny neighbor E G E G Shooting cans with BB guns E G I've got a whiny neighbor E Eb I've got a whiny neighbor E G E G She says these punks have to go E G E Eb E I think we're gonna get the old heave-ho C E C E C D (ho) ho (ho) ho (ho) ho (ho) ho (ho) ho [Bridge] D D Don't even hide the dog Or put the bong away E|-10--------------|-----------------|-10--------------|-----------------| B|-------10--------|-----------------|-------10--------|-----------------| G|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| D|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| A|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| E|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & D A C We don't want to live here anywaaaay [Verse 5] G Neighbor called my landlord E She said we didn't care A The lawn is dead Ab F Dogs and cats are stinking everywhere G E She said we had crazy parties every night A Ab The yard is littered with bottles and cans F Skateboards and bikes C She didn't get bent and raise the rent A We only got a note Bb A Ab In 30 days we'll get the old heave ho [Interlude] E G E G E G E Eb Wooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwww E G E G E G E Eb Wooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwww [Chorus] E G E G No more music no more fun E G I've got a whiny neighbor E Eb I've got a whiny neighbor E G E G Barbeques in the sun E G I've got a whiny neighbor E Eb I've got a whiny neighbor E G E G She says that these punks must go E G E Eb I think we're gonna get the old heave-ho Ho! 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