Tom: Em
G
Neighbor called my landlord
E
She said that she was pissed
A Ab
Up all night making noise
F
And she cant get no rest
G
She said we was running a flop house
E
Full of thieves and thugs
A Ab F
Musicians and hooligans and we were all on drugs
C
So she got bent she raised the rent
A
Said it would only take one more
Bb A Ab
Phone call from my whiny neighbor
[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
G B F
What's up with my neighbor
C G B F C
What's it gonna take to get a break
G B F C G B F C
She's got us tiptoeing around in fear
G B F C G
Church mice at St. Leo's down my street
B F C
Have moved so far away
G B F C G B F C
She has sent them packing and running scared
D C F
How much more does she think we will take
G B F C G B
Maybe some day when I'm old and fat and bald
F C G B F C G B F C
I'll understand why my neighbors make me feel like hell
G B F C G B F C
I can't even watch T.V. or sneeze or fart can't even breathe
G B F C G B F C
For fear my landlord will come and ring my bell
D C F
How much more does she think we will pay
[Chorus]
E G E G
No more flop house no more fun
E G
I've got a whiny neighbor
E Eb
I've got a whiny neighbor
E G E G
Shooting cans with BB guns
E G
I've got a whiny neighbor
E Eb
I've got a whiny neighbor
E G E G
She says these punks have to go
E G E Eb E
I think we're gonna get the old heave-ho
C E C E C D
(ho) ho (ho) ho (ho) ho (ho) ho (ho) ho
[Verse 3]
G
Neighbor called my landlord
E
It was a sunday afternoon
A Ab
She couldn't hear the tv set
F
We were having a barbeque
G
We were listening to Louis Prima
E
And drinking Meisterbrau
A Ab
If she would have come to talk it over
F
And wasn't a lazy cow
C
So she got bent and raised the rent
A
Said it would only take one more
Bb A Ab
Phone call from my whiny neighbor
[Verse 4]
G B F C
Maybe someday when I'm jaded
G B F C
9 to 5 at a job I hate
G B F C G B F C
I'll come home and harass my neighbors too
G B F C
But I'd have a strategy
G B F C
And catch them when the rent is late
G B F C G B F C
And all the other bills are overdue
D C F
After all this is the neighborly way
[Chorus]
E G E G
No more flop house no more fun
E G
I've got a whiny neighbor
E Eb
I've got a whiny neighbor
E G E G
Shooting cans with BB guns
E G
I've got a whiny neighbor
E Eb
I've got a whiny neighbor
E G E G
She says these punks have to go
E G E Eb E
I think we're gonna get the old heave-ho
C E C E C D
(ho) ho (ho) ho (ho) ho (ho) ho (ho) ho
[Bridge]
D D
Don't even hide the dog Or put the bong away
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D A C
We don't want to live here anywaaaay
[Verse 5]
G
Neighbor called my landlord
E
She said we didn't care
A
The lawn is dead
Ab F
Dogs and cats are stinking everywhere
G E
She said we had crazy parties every night
A Ab
The yard is littered with bottles and cans
F
Skateboards and bikes
C
She didn't get bent and raise the rent
A
We only got a note
Bb A Ab
In 30 days we'll get the old heave ho
[Interlude]
E G E G E G E Eb
Wooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwww
E G E G E G E Eb
Wooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwww
[Chorus]
E G E G
No more music no more fun
E G
I've got a whiny neighbor
E Eb
I've got a whiny neighbor
E G E G
Barbeques in the sun
E G
I've got a whiny neighbor
E Eb
I've got a whiny neighbor
E G E G
She says that these punks must go
E G E Eb
I think we're gonna get the old heave-ho
Ho! (ho!) Ho! (ho!) Ho! (ho!) Ho!
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