Tom: Am
C C F Dm G C F
[Verse 1]
C E
Pellet snow takes me over
F C
If you need, we'll talk and hold
Em
Dyed your hair and the smell of pot
F C
I hate it but I'll let it slide
Em
Sinking forward to the lions
F C
That're feasting on your favorite child
Em
It isn't fair, the case is closed
F
And it gets worse, but I've been
[Chorus]
Dm G
Trained, conditioned and
C F
Framed, you know this pageant's
Dm G
Staged, oh miss voilÃ
C Am Dm G C
Shamed, you've come to face your flaws
F Dm G C
On the centerfold
Am C E Am
On the centerfold
[Verse 2]
C Em
The city fines and you are broke
F C
You taste falafel on your coat
Em
Wipe it down and now it's soaked
F C
So hang it up and let it slide
Em
When you fail, you just come home
F C
And kiss your mom, well, life sustains
Em
You're unconditionally praised
F
With vicious words, but I've been
[Chorus]
Dm G
Trained, conditioned and
C F
Framed, you know this pageant's
Dm G
Staged, oh miss voilÃ
C Am Dm G C
Shamed, you've come to face your flaws
F Dm G C
On the centerfold
Am C E Am
On the centerfold
[Bridge]
G C F Dm
But you can bet it all on the centerfold
G C Am Dm
Journalistic rise and without a sound
G C F Dm
I don't think it's wise to get out and down
G C F Dm G C
And you can bet it all on the centerfold
F Dm G C
On the centerfold
Fm Am Em F Am
On the centerfold
'Cause I've been
[Chorus]
Dm G
Trained, conditioned and
C F
Framed, you know this pageant's
Dm C
Staged, oh miss voilÃ
C Am Dm G C
Shamed, you've come to face your flaws
F Dm G C
On the centerfold
Am C E Am F Dm G C Am
On the centerfold
