Table for two Silence that grew Birthday card, just won’t do She walks away, I hear her say Thanks for the perfect day.” So I just choke on mental notes That I keep making to myself Someday I will write Another birthday song It won’t be the type That you have to sing along The first word won’t be “happy” The last line still Ends with “you” Who needs a song that’s Only sometimes true? The party ends and she begins With “its nice to know you” As we celebrate another day Of “its like I told you” Well I keep thinking to myself I keep thinking to myself This is not for me Headaches and mistakes Are all I can remember Too late and no thanks And “return to sender” So please don't make me Sing a song, so please don't Make me sing along Because this don't feel Like happiness