Royce da 5'9" Verse:
My triggers is stupid, you thugs is funny
My guns be, goin "eh" for the love of money
Dumb, fabulous rhymer give you luger lasagna
Hula hoop, hold ya, I'll put your noodles behind ya
Take your takeaway - show up before you perform
Hit you in the knee with a bat and tell you to break a leg
(Hee-hee) I got the kris kross laugh
A very angry future, a pissed-off past
Fuck hip-hop, I target it
I will diss joe budden then diss, every legend that started it
I'm, cuckoooooooooo!
I don't need a hook for this one
They say I'm kin to sinnin, yeah, I'm drama's twin
That's right, I'm vicodin writin with a klonopin
I love stanky hoes - I got a thang
For keyshia cole momma man that show, should be "the frankie show"
I think I need to get some motherfuckin sleep
Every strand of hair on my balls is a bloodsuckin leech
I be 'urlin while you hear - take your index finger
Point it at your head and then twirl it 'round your ear
I'm, cuckoooooooooo!
Ha ha, I don't need a hook for this one!

Joell Ortiz's Verse:
Nope! mr. yowwa, yup, 'bout to go meat fishin
And catch me a crevice, I'm back on the asscheek mission
Fuck these petite women, I want me a sloppy hoe
That pussy smell like talapio, call me sloppy joe
I dig your eyes out, watch me though
This is bullshit! all the coke don't fit, I need a scottie nose