Tom: Am Am Three scruples to a dram boys Am Eight drams to an ounce E7 Two cups will get you a pint now E7 Am And the first one’s on the house [Verse 2] Am The drunkard craves just another Am Blind man blames the eye E7 The poor man dreams of riches E7 Am And a martyr prays to die [Chorus] Am I don't need to read the papers Am Or the tea leaves to understand E7 That this world's been shaved E7 Am By a drunken barber's hand [Verse 3] Am I've drowned in the pull of young love Am Known the high and the hurt E7 I've felt the heartbeat quicken E7 Am At the sight of a lifted skirt [Verse 4] Am I've thrilled to the big sound Am Felt the rumble and the roar E7 Drove straight through the blackest night E7 Am In a chase forevermore [Chorus] Am I don't need to read the papers Am Or the tea leaves to understand E7 That this world's been shaved E7 Am By a drunken barber's hand [Bridge] Dm I rode ten thousand miles Am On a carousel horse of wood Dm We end up where we started E7 Get right back on if we could [Verse 5] Am So go ahead make your confession Am To a washed up whiskey priest E7 I'll be puttin' money down E7 Am On the rough and slouching beast [Chorus] Am 'Cause I don't need to read the papers Am Or the tea leaves to understand E7 That this world's been shaved Em Am By a drunken barber's hand [Chorus] Am I don't need to read the papers Am Or the tea leaves to understand E7 That this world's been shaved E7 Am By a drunken barber's hand