There's a man of Which we're fans of Out there sailing around the world He's a pirate Always wasted And the captain of the pearl His vocabulary's extraordinary Pirate linguist is quite superfluous, really Go, yo-ho A pirate's life for me There's a man of Which we're fans of Out there sailing around the world He's a pirate Always wasted And the captain of the pearl He's the master He's a bastard He's a liar And he's plastered Drink up, me hearties - yo-ho And a pirate's life for me