Skunkweed

Open-Minded Redneck

Skunkweed


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Well I always live the country life I got a double wide and an second wife
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The world outside my trailer was a mystery  and my papa he didn't have a clue
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hated spicks and jews 

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Chinks and giggaboos said the whites were the greatest race in history
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Now I couldn't play with the colored folks laugh at Cosby's jokes or watch different strokes
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I was content just to leave them colored folks alone
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Then I got me some cable TV I'm watching BET and Oprah Winfrey
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I traded in my hood for a cellular phone
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Now ignorance just ain't the way If you look at my website you'll hear me say

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I'm an open-minded redneck pass the chitlins please and it's ok if you are gay and 
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your car is Japanesse
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Cause I shake hands with the Mexican and I'm glad they set the black man free
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I'm a open-minded redneck hillbilly pc

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I changed my life and I'll tell you what I date a sister now with a ghetto butt
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I spark up the j just to let the brothers know I'm down
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I can even hang with Latino grass when they pass the joint I just say gracias
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I think I'll move my trailer to the south part of town

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I don't like David Duke cause he's a jerk I like whoopee Goldberg I've seen all her work
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Man those jews sure know just how to tell a joke

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But my favorite friends native Americans cause they like getting drunk and banging lesbians
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So spark up that peace pipe partner for another toke
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A bowl of beans and rice sounds good to me Look at my dreadlocks you'll see I'm 
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proud to be 
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I'm an open-minded redneck pass the chitlins please and it's ok if you are gay and
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your car is Japanesse

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Cause I shake hands with the Mexican and I'm glad they set the black man free
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I'm a open-minded redneck hillbilly pc
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Don't need no white girls to get with this cause the darker the berry the sweeter the juice
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I'm an open-minded redneck pass the chitlins please and it's ok if you are gay and
 
your car is Japanesse
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Cause I shake hands with the Mexican and I'm glad they set the black man free
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I'm a open-minded redneck hillbilly pc