Tom: C C E|-----0-----0--0--0---0---| B|-----1-----1--1--1---1---| G|-----0-----0--0--0---0---| D|-----2-----3--3--3p2-0h2-| A|-----3-----3--3--3---3---| E|-------------------------| [Verse 1] C Why do I surround myself with friends C And fight the way I feel for them out of a fear that things will end? C Why do I still fall in love with everyone I meet? C Always figured it was just 'cause I was lonely C We should have waited, I should have said C Before we climbed into my bed [Pre-Chorus 1] Am "Jack, check them out. Don't you think they're hot?" F Does it really fucking matter if I think they are or not? [Chorus 1] C Just wanna know what comic books they read C Wanna know if they play D&D [Verse 2] C Am I a zombie if I don't want in your pants? C You'll find my mind is much more sexy if you just give it a chance C I wanna go for a ride with you but only literally C I'd love to hang at your place if you've actually got coffee C I love you so much but not that way C I don't wanna take that step, I just want you to stay [Pre-Chorus 2] Am "But don't you think I'm hot?" Am F I don't know if I'm qualified to answer that or not [Chorus 2] C Just wanna know what comic books you read C I wanna know if you play D&D [Verse 3] C It's perfectly fine to like your hand inside of mine C Without having procreation on my mind C It's plausible to crave for your affection C Without simultaneously sporting an erection [Bridge] Am It's true what they say about 'most guys' But it's also true what they say about lanky ginger freaks and speccy four-eyed geeks C So talk with me, walk with me [Chorus 3] C Do you have any good comic books to read? C Do you fancy a game of D&D? [Pre-Chorus 2] Am "But don't you think I'm hot?" F Does it really fucking matter if I think you are or not? [Chorus 2] C I just wanna know what comic books you read C I wanna know if you play D&D