I was on the beach one day
Searching 'mongst the rocks
When i came across a pool so deep
In which a ship could dock
Then all around me came a host of bubbles
And out the darkness then there came the
Flailing of crustacean limbs
Jim, salty, jim
Salty jim
Was just a lobster that had grown to be man sized
But the fury of his pincers was enough to
Shake the heavens from the sky
For hours we did battle
Upon the seaweed, rocks and sand
My cutlass nare it left a scratch
Upon his armour gleaming grand
Then by the starlight i did bend him to my will
And we became the best of friends
A friendship forged from mutual respect
I strapped a harness to his back
And cannons to his face
Salty jim the lobster king
Was put into his place
I rode him into town
And let the cannons blow
This armoured juggernaut rained down his
Judgement on the villagers below
This tale is not yet over
Salty jim was not yet done
His fury and ferocity
Left unending destruction
And with the tide he did
Return into the sea,
And its there he lays
In wait for us,
We just have to
Call his name
