Skillz

My Phone

Skillz


money l whats up baby its ya boy skillz man 
im hitting ya on the check in 
my bad man i aint called you in a minute 
man im out in l.a. doing my thing man 
you know what im saying 
i got a lil spot out here 
you gotta come out here man 
come out and do yo city man its kinda crazy 
beautiful women beautiful weather 
i saw your girl in the spot last night 
and man let me tell ya 

hey!!! you know the type of shit that i be on 
it all started when i made a move on nia long 
after a little small talk she came up out her shell 
im shocked i got the crib number plus i got the cell 
i got lauren london's number down in atl 
she said tip wont trip but dont tell pharrell 
yeah the kid do it well and im only two text 
from a union with the girl gabrielle 
but oh well i called fergie's cell but know what 
everytime it rings will.i.am be picking up 
i couldnt believe i scooped eve 
i thought she'd say no 
she was shocked when i said i never seen your show 
im in the valley and i passed on mariah carey 
im like hmm well i got halle's blackberry 
my bill might be high but im that type of guy 
that if i see it and i want it 
why not a give it try 

you know i was gon get them digits 
i know its a wrap once i get committed 
she know she kinda like the way i did it 
whats the point of having game ma 
if you dont spit it 
my phone i got more numbers than bars 
in my phone stay packed sorta like ipod 
in my phone i aint got nothing but stars 
put your number in mama ima holla tomorrow 

hey!!! you know the type of chicks that i get at 
same chicks yall be askin for an autograph 
like the time when i met the girl joy bryant 
if i aint get the number shit ima die trying 
venus williams keep callin 
but im trying to miss her 
sorry love im just tryin to serve up your sister 
some say lisa rae some say nona gaye 
i say okay thats two numbers in one day 
(hey!!!)i got meagan's number last week 
its all good honey whats up with that waist deep 
i met keri washington and now she hate me 
she said she need a little man 
i said that aint me 
met jennifer hudson and i had her blushing 
she was wit it so gettin them digits was nothing 
my bill is high but im that type of guy 
that if i see it and i want it 
why not a give it try 

you know i was gon get them digits 
i know its a wrap once i get committed 
she know she kinda like the way i did it 
whats the point of having game ma 
if you dont spit it 
my phone i got more numbers than bars 
in my phone stay packed sorta like ipod 
in my phone i aint got nothing but stars 
put your number in mama ima holla tomorrow 

uhh switch sidekicks with the chick rocsi 
at the grafton down in the lobby 
she the type dont like paparazzi 
she said them boys is crazy 
uh i know you thinking skillz you just talking 
but last night right down on slauson 
i got the info of rosario dawson 
i might end up in the tabloid baby 
i got all these numbers of all these women 
last thing you need to ask me is how im living 
crib numbers cell numbers personal pagers 
you would think i was a hollywood casting agent 
im a kid from virginia having fun 
four months in l.a. shit this a job well done 
crossing la cienega to get something to eat 
and i be damned if i aint drop my phone 
right in the street 

(get out the street buddy) 
g-damn it did u see 
that he ran right over my phone 
damn .....dawg he ran right over my phone 
c-can i borrow your phone 
my man my man excuse me partner partner 
c-can i borrow your phone for two seconds 
please just two seconds 
thank you thank you thank you 
(dials numbers)he ran right over my phone 
did you see that 
i think that was jay leno 
his chin looked like jay leno 
you've reached skillz umm 
if you callin im not answering 
cause i i dont have my phone 
i dont have anybodies information 
i lost my phone 
so if you could 
please leave your number please 
i dont have anybodies information 
please leave your information 
my phone got ran over by jay leno 
submission by ya boy kev