I always dreamed that I would be somebody else, Never dreamed I'd be you, I'd always dreamed that I would be somebody else, And what a nightmare to find out that I was you. I'm doing all those crooked things you've done for years, I smoke the grass and I drink the booze, I'm doing all those crooked things you've done for years, And I shed no tears Just being you... just being you... I never knew that I could be somebody else, Until I found out I was you, I never knew that I could be somebody else, Until I found out I was being (fucking...?) you. I'd hopes of being all the best a man could be I sleep all day and I sing the blues, I'd hopes of being all the best a man could be, But that's not me Just being you... just being you... And now I wish that I could be somebody else, Because I can't stand being you, And now I guess I'll have to go on as myself, And just be happy, that I'm fucking you. Never thought I could be this kind of man, But what else could I do? Never thought that I would be this kind of man But now I am Just being you... just being you...