Six Feet Of Foreplay

The Night I Became A Zombie

Six Feet Of Foreplay


The crimson moon lit the graveyard that night 
The majestic black gates stood tight 
It was rumored that the gravedigger was a gal 
Not prettiest, but I'd drill her canal 
I snuck up taking cover behind a tomb 
Toward the crypt she stayed in I assumed 
A ninja's entrance, through the tombs I hondled 
Only hearable sound was from my johnson being fondled 

The grind finale has now cum 
Seedcake, fapfap, this is fun 
I have a torch stuck up my bum 
SURPRISE BUKKAKE! 

Heavenly Nirvana! Delivered the load 
It landed with a splat not on the girl, but on a toad 
With fizzling and smoke the toad transformed 
Into a she-monster with its face deformed 
This was the night 
This was the night 
I became a zombie 
Stunned I stood still, very bad move (!) 
The monster got on top of me and went in for the groove 
But when the beast landed on me 
It accidentally slipped in 
Zombieism is also classed as an STD 

The grind finale has now passed 
An army of the dead now amassed 
I am, immortal at last 
VIRGIN HYMENS 
BLAST!