The crimson moon lit the graveyard that night The majestic black gates stood tight It was rumored that the gravedigger was a gal Not prettiest, but I'd drill her canal I snuck up taking cover behind a tomb Toward the crypt she stayed in I assumed A ninja's entrance, through the tombs I hondled Only hearable sound was from my johnson being fondled The grind finale has now cum Seedcake, fapfap, this is fun I have a torch stuck up my bum SURPRISE BUKKAKE! Heavenly Nirvana! Delivered the load It landed with a splat not on the girl, but on a toad With fizzling and smoke the toad transformed Into a she-monster with its face deformed This was the night This was the night I became a zombie Stunned I stood still, very bad move (!) The monster got on top of me and went in for the groove But when the beast landed on me It accidentally slipped in Zombieism is also classed as an STD The grind finale has now passed An army of the dead now amassed I am, immortal at last VIRGIN HYMENS BLAST!