Tom: D Em G D Em G F#m My ponytail's heavy, gets tighter at night Em G A Em F#m I'll learn to die, just give me a lie [Chorus] D Bm G I will kill my reputation if you promise not to tell D Bm G I will kill my reputation if you come with me to hell Bm D A G A dirty little secret in the bathroom stall Bm D A G Everybody wants to watch the cheerleader fall Bm D A G A dirty little secret in the bathroom stall Bm D A Everybody wants to watch the cheerleader Bm D A Everybody wants to watch the cheerleader Bm D A Everybody wants to watch the cheerleader [Verse 2] D A Em G I'll wash the blood from your tight skirt D A Em G It fits so good, yeah it almost hurts Em G A Em G F#m I'll make you a bracelet to handcuff our friendship Em G A Em F#m I won't give up 'til you're upset [Chorus] D Bm G I will kill my reputation if you promise not to tell D Bm G I will kill my reputation if you come with me to hell Bm D A G A dirty little secret in the bathroom stall Bm D A G Everybody wants to watch the cheerleader fall Bm D A G A dirty little secret in the bathroom stall Bm D A Everybody wants to watch the cheerleader Bm D A Everybody wants to watch the cheerleader Bm D A Everybody wants to watch the (everybody wants to watch the) [Bridge] D A Em G Come on, cheer me on D A Em G Come on, cheer me on D A Em G Come on, cheer me on D A Em G Come on, cheer me on [Interlude] D A (be aggressive, be be aggressive) Em G (be aggressive, be be aggressive) D A (be aggressive, be be aggressive) Em G (be aggressive, be be aggressive) [Outro] F#m A I want to fall like a cheerleader G Em A It's all my fault we dropped her Em A Yeah my ponytail's heavy, gets tighter at night G Em I'll learn to die, just give me a lie