Well I've got a friend. I like him a lot. Well I've got this friend. And he's known as Pot. So let's smoke a bowl. Just you and I. We'll smoke a bowl. And get fucking high!!! Well I've got a friend. He's got lots of smoke. I wish he'd come over. Then we could all toke. We'll get real high. And have lots of fun. If you want to get higher, Roll another one!! Well I've got a friend. I like him a lot. Well I've got this friend. And he's known as pot. I like to get stoned. And that ain't no shit. I wish the government. Would legalize it!!!!