Tom: D (intro riff) D , . , . , . , . , . , . , . , . , . , . , . , . , . , . , . , . ||-----------------|-----------------|----10-----------|-10---------------|| ||-----------------|-----------------|-----7-----------|--7---------------|| ||-----------------|-----------------|-----7-strum-----|--7-strum---------|| ||-0---0-----------|-----------------|-----7-----------|--7---------------|| ||---------3---3---|-0---0-----------|-----------------|------------------|| ||-----------------|---------3h5-3---|-0---------------|------------------|| (intro) (intro riff x2) (verse 1) D (intro riff) I been norman mailered, maxwell taylored. D (intro riff) I been john o'hara'd, mcnamara'd. G F G A I been rolling stoned and beatled 'til i'm blind. D I been ayn randed, nearly branded G Communist, 'cause i'm left-handed. A D (bar7) That's the hand i use, well, never mind! (verse 2) (as before) i been phil spectored, resurrected. i been lou adlered, barry sadlered. well, i paid all the dues i want to pay. and i learned the truth from lenny bruce, and all my wealth won't buy me health, so i smoke a pint of tea a day. (interlude) D G i knew a man, his brain was so small, A He couldn't think of nothing at all. D He's not the same as you and me. G He doesn't dig poetry. A He's so unhip that when you say dylan, D He thinks you're talking about dylan thomas, G Whoever he was. A The man ain't got no culture, But it's alright, ma, everybody must get stoned. (verse 3) (as before) i been mick jaggered, silver daggered. andy warhol, won't you please come home? i been mothered, fathered, aunt and uncled, been roy haleed and art garfunkeled. i just discovered somebody's tapped my phone. (ending) (repeat intro riff to fade)