We wrote our names on a dollar bill down at the Dollar Bill Bar Our feelings couldn't reach the ceiling So we hung it right there on the wall We were spinning 'round so silly drunk The green was just like rippling leaves In a forest full of promises A hundred thousand broken-down dreams Guys like you are a dime a dozen You should count your lucky stars Honey, if I had a dollar for every single sailor's heart I could break a hundred down at the Dollar Bill Bar So don't look too close at the dollar bills down at the Dollar Bill Bar You may see my name is written there Then you know I've been here before You may think that you are special, think that you got what it takes But I'm standing here to tell you, that was your very first mistake 'Cause guys like you are a dime a dozen You should count your lucky stars Honey, if I had a dollar for every single cowboy's heart Well, honey, I could break a hundred down at the Dollar Bill Bar Guys like you are a dime a dozen You should count your lucky stars Honey, if I had a dollar for every single hopeful heart Well, honey, I could break a hundred down at the Dollar Bill Bar Honey, I could break a hundred down at the Dollar Bill Bar So if I ask you for a dollar bill down at the Dollar Bill Bar Just think twice before you pony up Take me for a twirl on that floor And if I tell you that I love you And I tell you that I wanna take you home Just turn around here and leave here 'Cause I'm telling you you're better off alone