Tom: Am C G Am C7 I wanna write a book F Em Dm G C G Am C7 And put it in your mailbox and when you go to pick it up F Em Dm G You would send it back to Amazon C G Am C7 I wanna write a list F Em Dm G C G Am C7 I wanna pepper it with everything unvalidated F Em Dm G F Just to see if you'll agree with me [Chorus] F Fm C Cause that's all fine with me D7 F Toeing on the line Fm C Of reality D7 And the mud in your mind F Fm C Where the sidewalk ends D7 F Is the only place G G# G C We can be good friends [Verse 2] G Am C7 I wanna circle you F Em Dm G C Like a rabbit courting both my shoes G Am C7 For fun we just assume F Em Dm G C Characters and never get confused G Am C7 I wanna play a song F Em Dm G C Nobody in the world interprets wrong G Am C7 But that's hilarious F Em Dm G F At this point everyone is caked in mud [Chorus] F Fm C And that's all fine with me D7 F Toeing on the line Fm C Of reality D7 And the mud in your mind F Fm C Where the sidewalk ends D7 F Is the only place G G# G F We can be good friends [Interlude] (Pt 1. Like chorus) Fm C D7 F Fm C D7 F Fm C D7 F Em Dm G (Pt 2. Half a beat each) C G Am G F Em Dm G [Chorus] F Fm C Cause that's all fine with me D7 F Toeing on the line Fm C Of reality D7 And the mud in your mind F Fm C Where the sidewalk ends D7 F Is the only place G G# G C We can be good friends