Tom: A
D E
On my phone, I've got a list
F#m A
Of food i ate and people I kissed
D E
Because of this I'm losing weight
A F#m
And batting my eyes like siren bait
D E
Just like a hate-watched series
F#m
I catalog life dearly
D E A
Dreary how-tos on half-assed self abuse
D E
Probably when i'm 22
F#m A
Then I'll be doing something new
D E
Because I lose attention fast
A F#m
And I get bored right off the bat
D E
But I hate class, and I hate work
F#m A
And doing nothing's even worse
D E A
But I still curse and complain every day
D E
If i thrive best in hate machines
F#m A
And shallow tabloid magazines
D E
And groups for memes, where everyone fights
A F#m
And tries to make straight white boys cry
D E
Then will i die still swallowing
F#m A
All sides of conflict, possibly
D E A
I'm 3 percent non-hikikomori
D E
97 speaks and now I'm there
F#m A
Fuzzy socks and shampooed hair
D E
Cyst acne bare, I'm eating healthy
A F#m
Watching Ina cook for Jeffery
D E F#m
I'm kinda pissed if this is the real me
D E A
At least I know who I kissed and what I eat
D E A F#m D E A
La la la
