Tom: B
B D#m
It's afternoon, I'm feeling sick
G#m B
I'm spewing stupid rhetoric
E G#m
I'm starting shit on Post Aesthetics
C#m F#
Like a fucking lunatic
[Verse 2]
B D#m
I'm home alone, I'm making jokes
G#m B
I'm drowning in my iPhone
E G#m
And my ears have sprouted headphones
C#m F#
So I'll watch my weary tone
[Verse 3]
B D#m
I know I'm being angsty
G#m B
Insert joke here about Banksy
E G#m
What's a Chinese river? Yangtze
C#m F# B
Then the emcee said, "Well thanks, she's leaving soon
[Chorus 1]
D#m G#m
She'll stop trying to rhyme
B
Before high noon tomorrow
E G#m C#m
Retire to her room and sit around
F# B
And count the hours down till June
[Verse 4]
D#m
July and August end"
G#m B
In this state I've got like four friends left
E G#m
Not like there were much to start with
C#m F# B
Now we're on to big and better things
[Chorus 2]
D#m G#m
She'll stop trying to sing
B
Before it rings tomorrow
E G#m
My alarm is lingering
C#m F# B
And I live in a shell of things tonight
[Chorus 1]
G#m
She'll stop trying to rhyme
B
Before high noon tomorrow
E G#m C#m
Retire to her room and sit around
F#
And count the hours down
[Verse 5]
B D#m
Late evening and then the night
G#m B
I'm lurking and I feel alright
E G#m
1000 calories to spite
C#m F# B
The days I used to diet hard and die
[Verse 6]
D#m
A bit but not too much
G#m B
But writing everything down sucks
E G#m C#m
And timing every syllable is dumb
F# B
I ate a thousand calories
[Chorus 3]
D#m G#m
She'll stop trying to eat
B
Before he cheats tomorrow
E F#
Carve my name into his leather seats
[Chorus 1]
B D#m G#m
Said the emcee, "She'll stop trying to rhyme
B
Before high noon tomorrow
E G#m C#m
Retire to her room and sit around
F# B
And count the hours down till June
[Outro]
D#m
July and August and
G#m B
September and October and
E G#m
November and December and
C#m F#
January
B D#m
February, March, and April
G#m B
Don't forget May too"
E
'Cause I will sit around
F# B
And I will count the hours down till June
