[Shrek] You know, this may turn into the longest day of my entire life [Donkey] Oo! I got the perfect remedy for that! [Shrek] Donkey please no I am begging you- [Donkey] Sing a song Yes a travel song When you gotta go somewhere 'Cause the fun is getting there Yeah, oh what the heck, I must confess I love a road trip! Sing a song Hit the trail Forget the maps Forget the guides Before ya know it, you've made strides with me And I know - all I need - all along Is a path - and a pal - and a song So I'm singin' And I'm pallin' with you See? It makes the time go by faster! [Shrek] Why me? Why me? [Donkey] This is nice [Shrek] Tell me what was my crime? [Donkey] We are strolling (Sees Puss in Boots walking by) [Shrek] He's as chatty as a parrot More annoying than a mime [Donkey] Hey, look, a cat who's wearing boots! That's crazy! [Shrek] Why me? Why me? A simple answer would be fine [Donkey] This is good cardio [Shrek] Won't someone please Send me a sign? [Donkey] Oh look, a sign! Yunita Pal Avenue straight ahead! [Shrek] What did I do to deserve this? Honestly This ass 'o mine is asinine Why me?!! [Donkey] Oh man, what could be better than this?! [Shrek] Why me? Why me? A simple answer would be fine Won't somebody please send me a sign? [Donkey] Sing a song! Hit the road! It's the way To get around! Before ya know it, you've Gained ground with me! [Shrek] What did I do to deserve this? Honestly [Donkey] And I know All I need All along is a path And a pal And a song [Shrek] This ass 'o mine Is asinine [Donkey] So, I'm singin' And I'm pallin' With you- Oo-oo-oo-oo [Shrek] Oo-oo-oo-oo [Shrek] That'll do Donkey That'll do