Hi, my name's Missed Opportunity Reflecting on What's come and gone I'm just searching for the candle in the wind That Elton sang About Diana I might be on to something here Hindsight is always crystal clear I don't need new people Who speak petite talk I'm seeking recourse I'll find myself in Thailand I'll go to Thailand Let's stay in Thailand Just like I'm 21 Hi, my name is a resounding sigh A nine to five I'd rather die Buy another round of your cheapest brew I made him drill one more and the bill I might be on to something here Hindsight is always crystal clear I gonna need new people And speak petite talk I'm seeking recourse I found myself in Thailand I've been to Thailand I taught in Thailand Like I was 21 Onto Hong Kong Oh what could go wrong? Now I'm in Vietnam And fucking 31 I caught a plane to Thailand Bury my name under the sand I think I'll stay in Thailand Where 50 baht is 20 rand I might be on to something here Hindsight is always crystal clear We gonna meet new people Let's speak petite talk We're seeking recourse And find ourselves in Thailand We've been to Thailand We taught in Thailand Like we were 21 Onto Hong Kong Oh what could go wrong? Now we're in Vietnam And fucking 31