Tom: Em [Intro] G E E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-11s12-12-12-12-12-12-12-11s12-12-12-12-12-12-12-16-16-16-16-16-16-16-16-17--16--14-| D|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-9-s10-10-10-10-10-10-10-9-s10-10-10-10-10-10-10-14-14-14-14-14-14-14-14-15--14--12-| E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| G E E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-11s12-12-12-12-12-12-12-11s12-12-12-12-12-12-12-16-16-16-16-16-16-16-16-17--16--14-| D|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-9-s10-10-10-10-10-10-10-9-s10-10-10-10-10-10-10-14-14-14-14-14-14-14-14-15--14--12-| E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| C D E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-17-17-17-17-17-17-17-17--19--17--19-19-19-19-19-19-19-19--21--19-------------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-15-15-15-15-15-15-15-15--17--15--17-17-17-17-17-17-17-17--19--17-------------------| E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| G G F# E E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-11s12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12----12-11-9\---------------------------------------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-9-s10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10----10-9--7\---------------------------------------------| E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| [Verse 1] E C G B I remember growing up watching rock stars throwing up, thinking that that's what I want to be. E C G B So I got a guitar and taught myself some chords. I soon learned that talent isn't C D G F# E everything - hardly anything. So I picked up a beer and learned about the C D important things. But now I'm questioning everything. [Chorus 1] G C G What's up with guys who wear mascara and sing those songs that try to scare you? D C What happened to good old-fashioned rock'n'roll? G C G So here's to drinks without a chaser. Fuck Red Bull, just give me the Jäger. D C What happened to good old-fashioned rock'n'roll? [Break] G F# C D E D E|-------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------5----| G|-------5--------7--------9------------5----| D|-5--4--5--------7--------9----------5------| A|-5--4--3--------5--------7--------7--------| E|-3--2--------------------------------------| G F# C D Give me Nikki Sixx, not Dixie Chicks - E D Nickleback can suck my dick. [Chorus 2] G C G What's up with guys who wear mascara and sing those songs that try to scare you? D C What happened to good old-fashioned rock'n'roll? G C G So here's to drinks without a chaser. Fuck Red Bull, just give me the Jäger. D C What happened to good old-fashioned rock'n'roll? G C G Pop music, rap, and R&B - You're making all the children pussies. D C Bring back rock'n'roll! G C G You'll never see these kinds of bands snort cocaine off a hooker's ass. D C Bring back rock'n'roll!