Tom: C C Am C You've been around for a while. Am F I've known you since I was a child. G C Am We grew up together. Now I'm older, C Am F and you're still sitting on the sofa. G F Strange, it's just like I remember. Am G F I can't believe that you're still here. Am G Dm We're taking bets, cuz we thought that the end was near. F G C We could've sworn that the end was here. [Verse 2] C A Cuz you piss and puke all over the floor. C A F You shit blood - my god I could've sworn G C that you'd be dead long ago. A C Depressed and hating everything - A F Do they make Xanax for felines? G F How much more can you stand? A G F Is there a disease that you haven't had? A G D Now you're deaf - you're the least lucky cat. F G C You're my suicidal pussy.