Tom: B B G# Take a breather, just relax. Put your feet up and kick back. (A#) B G# Out of context - have a beer, cuz you're not seeing things too clear. G# E|-4--| B|-4--| G|----| D|----| A|----| E|----| [Pre-chorus 1] E F# B B/A# E|--------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------| G|-9-----------11-----------------------------------| D|-9-----------11----------9-----------9------------| A|-7-----------9-----------9-----------9------------| E|-------------------------7-----------6------------| Well, you say that it's so easy to come around and sing. E F# B B/A# G# F# E E|----------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------| G|-9-----------11----------------------------------1--| D|-9-----------11----------9-----9-----6-----4-----2--| A|-7-----------9-----------9-----9-----6-----4-----2--| E|-------------------------7-----6-----4-----2-----0--| And you say that it's so easy to play the way we play. F# E|----------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------| G|---------11-----------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------| A|---------9------------------------------------| E|----------------------------------------------| But that's okay - cuz it doesn't matter anyway. [Chorus 1] B E F# E You're missing the point. (and it doesn't matter anyway) B E F# E Convoluted and disjointed. (and it doesn't matter anyway) B G# We'll be drinking vodka, gin & tonic, and beer, E F# And we're always having fun everytime that we're here. B G# If you think we've grown up then you can go and think again. E F# Maturity is great, but we're not that kind of band. [Break 1] B G# E F# E|-------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------9-----------11-11-13-13-15-15-16-16-| D|-9-----------6-----------9-----------------------------------| A|-9-----------6-----------7-----------9--9--11-11-13-13-14-14-| E|-7-----------4-----------------------------------------------| B G# F# E E|-------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------1-----------------------| D|-9-----------6-----------4-----------2-----------------------| A|-9-----------6-----------4-----------2-----------------------| E|-7-----------4-----------2-----------0-----------------------| E|-12~~~-------| B|-------12~~~-| G|-------------| D|-------------| A|-------------| E|-------------| [Verse 2] B G# Just a little bit off-key. It doesn't matter - it sounds alright to me. B G# G# F# (E) And if it doesn't, I don't care. That's why the Jägermeister's there. [Over 2nd half of verse 2] B G# G# F# (E) E|-------------------------------------------| B|-12~~~~~~~~~~------------------------------| G|--------------13~~~~~~----------------1----| D|---------------------\6-------6---4---2----| A|---------------------\6-------6---4---2----| E|---------------------\4-------4---2---0----| [Pre-chorus 2] E F# B B/A# E|--------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------| G|-9-----------11-----------------------------------| D|-9-----------11----------9-----------9------------| A|-7-----------9-----------9-----------9------------| E|-------------------------7-----------6------------| Well, you say that it's so easy to come around and sing. E F# B B/A# G# F# E E|----------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------| G|-9-----------11----------------------------------1--| D|-9-----------11----------9-----9-----6-----4-----2--| A|-7-----------9-----------9-----9-----6-----4-----2--| E|-------------------------7-----6-----4-----2-----0--| And you say that it's so easy to play the way we play. F# E|----------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------| G|---------11-----------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------| A|---------9------------------------------------| E|----------------------------------------------| But that's okay - cuz it doesn't matter anyway. [Chorus 2] B E F# E You're missing the point. (and it doesn't matter anyway) B E F# E Convoluted and disjointed. (and it doesn't matter anyway) B G# We'll be drinking vodka, gin & tonic, and beer, E F# And we're always having fun everytime that we're here. B G# If you think we've grown up then you can go and think again. E F# Maturity is great, but we're not that kind of band. [Break 2] B (A#) G# (A#) B (A#) G# E|--------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------------| D|-9-----------(8)--6-----------(8)--9----------(8)--6----------| A|-9-----------(8)--6-----------(8)--9----------(8)--6----------| E|-7-----------(6)--4-----------(6)--7----------(6)--4----------| (F#) E F# E|--------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------| G|------1-----------11-11-9-13-13-13-15-15-15-16-16-16-16-16-16-| D|-(4)--2-------------------------------------------------------| A|-(4)--2-----------9--9--9-11-11-11-13-13-13-14-14-14-14-14-14-| E|-(2)--0-------------------------------------------------------| [Pre-chorus 3] E F# B B/A# E|--------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------| G|-9-----------11-----------------------------------| D|-9-----------11----------9-----------9------------| A|-7-----------9-----------9-----------9------------| E|-------------------------7-----------6------------| Well, you say that it's so easy to come around and sing. E F# B B/A# E|--------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------| G|-9-----------11-----------------------------------| D|-9-----------11----------9-----------9------------| A|-7-----------9-----------9-----------9------------| E|-------------------------7-----------6------------| And you say that it's so easy to play the way we play. E F# B B/A# G# F# E E|----------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------| G|-9-----------11----------------------------------1--| D|-9-----------11----------9-----9-----6-----4-----2--| A|-7-----------9-----------9-----9-----6-----4-----2--| E|-------------------------7-----6-----4-----2-----0--| And you say that you want us to just go away. F# B B E|----------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------| G|---------11-----------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------9---9--| A|---------9-----------------------------------9---9--| E|---------------------------------------------7---7--|