Tom: D D G D G D G D G [Verse] D G Now I wish I had my picture D G on the Rolling Stone today D G and I wish that the Enquirer D G would spread a rumor that I was gay D G and I wish I had some buddies D G Some movie stars and such D G Cause I probably wouldn?t worry about D G The two of us as much No, no [Chorus] G A And I?d spend all my money, yeah yeah D C G/B G on Caviar and Cocaine G A and I would not remember Bm A D How you broke my heart today [Verse] Oh yeah D G You know I, I wish I had a supermodel D G So skinny and so wild D G and a waitress in Nevada D G She says she?s carrying my child D G and I?d drive down Sunset Boulevard D G My hair blowin in the wind D G And I?d stop at fancy restaurants D G And they?d finally let me in Ooo yeah G A And Iэd spend all my money, yeah yeah D C G/B G On Caviar and Cocaine G A And I would not remember Bm A D How you broke my heart today [Solo] D G D G D G D G A D C G A Bm A D G D G D G And now I wish I had my picture D G With the Rolling Stones today D G And I wish that the Enquirer D G would spread a rumor that I was gay D G Now I wish I knew a movie star D G Someone like Charlie Sheen D G Cause if he?d hang out with Kato Kalin D G Ooo, Then I guess he?d hang out with me Oh yeah G A And I?d spend all my money, yeah yeah D C G/B G On Caviar and Cocaine G A And I would not remember Bm A D How you broke my heart today