(Neely Pritt) You'll find happy hearts, and smiling faces And tolerance for the ethnic races - in Denton (Harry Weiss) You'll find a rambling rose and a picket fence (Emily Weiss) Tenderness and innocence - in Denton (Vance Parker) You'll find conference rooms And a children's playground Denton is a real OK town Civic pride and civic duty And Denton girls are (wolf whistle) Full of beauty (Cheerleaders) You may call us the goody goody two shoes We're here to cheer you with the good news That D-E-N-T-O-N gets T-E-N That's ten out of ten! (Ralph Hapschatt) If you're looking for a life of leisure (Macy Struthers) You're going to get a whole lot to please ya (Ralph Hapschatt) Again and again (Macy Struthers) And again and again (Ralph and Macy) And again! (Studio Audience) Denton, Denton, you've got no pretension You're where the heart is, you're OK Denton, Denton, I'd just like to mention You're the home of youth You're America's truth You're Denton, Denton, U.S.A. (Emily Weiss) This is the Mecca of America (Harry Weiss) The Bethlehem of the West (Emily Weiss) This is the birthplace of the virtuous (Harry Weiss) The home of happiness (Macy Struthers) Leisurewise, we're sure you will adapt (Ralph Hapschatt) Enjoy your stay, have a happy holiday (Cheerleaders) And we'll all put Denton, Denton, on the map (Studio Audience) Denton, Denton, you've got no pretension You're where the heart is, you're OK Denton, Denton, I'd just like to mention You're the home of youth You're America's truth You're Denton, Denton, U.S.A. Denton, Denton, you've got (clap) no pretension You're (clap) where the heart is, you're OK Denton, Denton, I'd just (clap) like to mention You're (clap) the acceptable face (clap) Of the human race You're (clap) Denton, Denton, U.S.A. (Betty Hapschatt) And now for a commercial break (Macy Struthers) Ok kids, let's hear the five F's for today. F for... (Kids) Farley! (Macy Struthers) F for... (Kids) Flavors! (Macy Struthers) F for... (Kids) Fabulous! (Macy Struthers) F for... (Kids) Fast! (Macy Struthers) F for... (Kids) Food! (Commercial Announcer) First and foremost, Farley Flavors fabulous fast foods Feed and fortify families for a fabulous future (Studio Announcer) Standby for Marriage Maze