Shit Present

Melbourne

Shit Present


Tom: C

C F C F


[Verse]
        C                   F
There's nothing like being across the world
     C                  F
that brings out guilt in me
           C                  F
'cause I'd rather be lying in bed all day
     C              F
than staring at the sea
    C            F
The sun rises so early and
  C                  F
I know that you're busy
            C              F
and there's loads to do outside
                   C                          F
but won't you just sit here and get high with me?
  C                  F              C F
I know by now you've noticed I'm so lazy
      C                    F
and I lose everything I've ever got
      C                   F
but I hope you can still like me


[Chorus]
G                  F
How're you finding Melbourne
      C                        F
is it all you thought it would be?
G                  F
I don't know leave me alone
            C            F
I just keep answering politely
               G              F
'Cause there's nothing I hate more than
C         G
  fucking small talk
      F                         C
but I know it's just the way it goes
          G      F      C
being the person no one knows


[Verse]

C F

  C                 F               C            F
I probably couldn't know much less about photography
        C                             F
And the people in here dress like someone I know
        C                  F
who was never very warm to me
    C                F
but I'm wide eyed at what you do
          C              F
'cause it makes you so happy
        C                F
and you take the endless compliments
   C            F
so unpretentiously
C                    F
I've been giving you a hard time
  C          F
for being so soft
         C               F
you keep opening the car door for me
              C                 F
and I've been telling you to fuck off


[Chorus]
G                  F
How're you finding Melbourne
     C                 F
how about that sun and sea?
     G                     F
Yeah it's just great cause where I'm from
     C                 F
it's always cold and raining
           G              F
Oh there's nothing I hate more than
C         G
  fucking small talk
      F                           C
But I know that's just the way it goes
      G    F        C
being far away from home