Some ladies love to get orchids Or roses with stems a mile long Some girls prefer a gardenia Camelias might ring the gong Or sometimes they like an old fashioned bouquet A quaint little nosegay on Valentine's Day But I must disagree These species are not for me I love geraniums Bright, red geraniums And everytime I see one I always think of you I hate "chrysafadums" Can't say "chrysanthemums" I might as well just be one If I can't be with you A rose is red A violet's blue And I am only human But I'll admit when I'm with you You steal a little kiss and I start bloomin' I love geraniums Bright, red geraniums And everytime I see one I always think of you Without your love Well, goodness knows There's no two ways "abott" it I'd be just like a ramblin' rose And I'd go out and get my poor self potted I love geraniums Bright, red geraniums But I don't love geraniums As much as I love you