Tom: E E A E A [Verse] E A Saw my shrink today, he said girl I can't help you E A I've been seeing you so long, but nothing has changed E A You tried Adderall and alcohol, sadly the fact remains E A You're terminally normal, I'm sorry to say B A So I shaved my head, I changed my name, I gave my pills away [Chorus] E 'Cause if I can't be someone else B If I can't be someone else A Oh if I can't be someone else E I might as well be myself, myself A Be myself [Verse] E A Hanging with the hipsters is a lot of hard work E A How many selfies can you take before you look like a jerk? E A I took an Uber to a juice bar to hear a new indie band play E A They got 99 million followers in only one day B Well, I snapped that pic and I made the slip A I got into a stranger's car B Well, the heels don't fit, I finally quit A And headed back to my favorite bar [Chorus] E 'Cause if I can't be someone else B If I can't be someone else A Oh if I can't be someone else A I might as well be myself, myself [Solo] E B A [Bridge] D A E Don't you wanna be your own girl? D A E Don't you wanna be your own girl? D A E Don't you wanna be your own girl? D A E Oh oh [Chorus] E E If I can't be someone else B If I can't be someone else A Oh if I can't be someone else E If I can't be someone else B If I can't be someone else A Oh if I can't be someone else A E I might as well, might as well be myself [Outro] B Be myself A Oh if I can't be someone else B E I might as well be myself, myself A Be myself E A Gonna be myself