Tom: C C Hello Wall! C7 F C I didn't see you standin' there Did I hurt you? D7 G7 Boy, I sure did hit you square F Now, one of us is plastered C And I'll let you guess who-o-o-o F C Just imag- ine - G7 C F C G7 Bumpin' into you. [Verse] C Hey, Wall! Hello! C7 F C Why did you let them move the door And the ceiling, Hello! D7 G7 It used to be the floor F Some- one came while I was out C And changed it all around F C Or could it be - G7 C F C I'm standin' upside down? G7 That chande- lier, it's all lit up C It just took a swing at me D7 And some- one put the bathtub G7 Where the com- mode used to be. [Verse] C Hello! Bedsheet! Hello! C7 F C I think I'd better lay me down You know, I can't sleep; Hell No! D7 G7 If the bed keeps spinnin' 'round F There's a picture on the headboard C Hey! I've seem those folks before F C G7 C F C Son-of-a- gun! I'm in the house next door.