Where did all the shirleys go? (Where the hell the shirleys go?) It used to have a lot of shirleys here I was riding my car on the street And a see a nice girl, so sweet She's gonna pass me by I know my heart can't lie All i wanna do is cry: Shirley! Uo o o Shirley! Uo o o o O o o Shirley! Uo o o Shirley! Uo o o o (Please don't go!) Shirley's they've no use They are only for you to abuse Say that you love her Say that you are mad Say anything to bring her to bed Here goes the tip to avoid the disaster Listen it well, and it will turn you into a master First say HI and something funny She doesnt care if wear Giorgi Armani. Say that you're famous, show that you rock Stop being sissy and offer your cock And she says no to your dick… Hit her with a roundhouse kick! Shirley! Uo o o Shirley! Uo o o o O o o Shirley! Uo o o Shirley! Uo o o o (Why do you have do go?)