Tom: G G G Jump into the night gas up and downshift G Cruise up the coast on the FM drift C G It's a crazy world on the head of a pin G Some other time on some other star Am I might've cried but now you only need to look so far G As the smile on my face to see the shape I'm in G Tried love in a bottle tried love in a box G Play it all night long dance 'til you drop C G And it's sure got soul but it's not flesh and blood G I tried looking for love but I guess it's true Am You don't look for love it's gonna look for you G Well you found me, honey and you sound so good [CHORUS] D C You're the object of my affection D C G Not a dream or make believe D C F You're the object of my affection G Come to me G Now we see the women In the photograph G Sweet Anne of Mercy And Sylvia Plath C G For a thousand words they got a life sentence G If we lined up all the girls who died in vain Am We could walk on their heads to hell and back again G But I got the Big Book and antidepressants [CHORUS] D C You're the object of my affection D C G Not a phantom fantasy D C F You're the object of my affection G Come to me Hey! [INSTRUMENTAL] G C G C G D C You're the object of my affection D C G Not a toy with batteries D C You're the object of my affection D C G Not a rescue remedy D C F You're the object of my affection G Come to me