Tom: G Gmaj7 G6 Gmaj7 Cmaj7 [Verse 1] Gmaj7 G6 Gmaj7 I'm on a computer date Cmaj7 The result of my request to meet the perfect mate Gmaj7 G6 Gmaj7 Hope it works out better than the one last week Cmaj7 There's that same deafening silence, he waits for me to speak [Verse 2] Gmaj7 G6 Gmaj7 I don't know where to begin Cmaj7 I just stand there like a fool, wearing a grin Gmaj7 G6 Gmaj7 Can't think of anything to say Cmaj7 All my small talk has run out, as we drive away [Chorus] Gmaj7 D Asus4 D How do you talk to boys? Gmaj7 D Asus4 How do you get to take them home? Gmaj7 D Asus4 D Em Cmaj7 Every time I talk to boys, they leave me alone [Verse 3] Gmaj7 G6 Gmaj7 Damn this insecurity Cmaj7 Will it always get the best of me? Gmaj7 G6 Gmaj7 Why do I have to be so shy? Cmaj7 It's so hard to communicate, but still I've got to try [Chorus] Gmaj7 D Asus4 D How do you talk to boys? Gmaj7 D Asus4 How do you get to take them home? Gmaj7 D Asus4 D Em D Asus4 Every time I talk to boys, they leave me alone [Bridge] Bm7 Am7 I wish I could relax and feel easy Bm7 Am7 This tension is no good for my health Bm Am7 He's spent a year with me tonight Bm Em 'Cause I even bore myself [Chorus] Gmaj7 D Asus4 D How do you talk to boys? Gmaj7 D Asus4 How do you get to take them home? Gmaj7 D Asus4 D Em Cmaj7 Every time I talk to boys, they leave me alone