Oi, oi, oi Hey baby, why don't you bend over and let me stick a Christmas tree up your arse And let me call you angel Dashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh Over fields we go Laughing all the way Ha, ha, ha Bells on bobtail ring Making spirits bright What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh Oi! Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh Hey daddy, everytime a bell rings a demon gets it's horns Heil Santa! A day or two ago I thought I'd take a ride And soon Miss Fanny Bright was seated by my side The horse was lean and lake misfortune seemed his lot He got into a drifted bank and then I sucked his (ha, ha, ha, ha) Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh Oi! Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh Heil Santa! Heil Santa! Heil Santa! Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh Oi! Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh Oh I've been a bad, bad girl Looks like I'm only gonna get a lump of coal this year (ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha)