You couldn't be cuter Plus that You couldn't be smarter Plus that Intelligent face You have a disgrace Full charm For me You couldn't be keener You look so fresh from the cleaner You are the little grand slam I'll take to my family My mom will show you an album of me that'll bore you to tears And you'll attract all the relatives we have dodged for years and years And what will they tell me? Exactly, what will they tell me Let's say you couldn't be nicer Couldn't be sweeter Couldn't be better Couldn't be smoother Couldn't be cuter, baby, than you are My mom will show you an album of me that'll bore you to tears And you'll attract all the relatives we have dodged for years and years And what will they tell me? I know just what they will tell me They'll say you couldn't be nicer Couldn't be sweeter Couldn't be better Couldn't be smoother Couldn't be cuter, baby, than you are