Eto moy mikrofon, on dolgo lezhal v pyli, no eto ne znachit, chto on nichey Zachem tebe nuzhen rep, kto tebya nauchil? Zachem vse eti memy, fleshmoby I etot maneken chelendzh? Zachem ty nadel na sebya eti skol'zkiye cheshki? Ya znal odnogo shuta I on, kak ty, ne snimal kolpak On dumal, chto vsekh okolpachit, no yego zatoptala tolpa On prisel v etot raz na kortakh ne s temi Smotri kak stanovyatsya dlinnymi teni Zachem ty chitayesh' rep? Ty nevrastenik? Malen'kiy penis? Chto tebe nuzhno: Zvonkiye penni ili Stat'ya o tebe v vikipedii? Kto zapisal tebe etu programmu v tvoy vospalennyy pentium? Ty dumayesh' - mozhno spryatat'sya za balaklavoy ili za nizkoy panamoy? Ty dumayesh', golos strany - eto tot, chto na pervom kanale? On nachinal kak zorro! Kak on popal a etot leprozoriy? Net nikakoy osoboy rep-khromosomy Yeshche odin yebanyy kommers Zadacha - lovcheye drugikh povesit' vsem na ushi spagetti Rep eto bol'she ne muzyka, eto marketing Kloun na steroidakh yebet ves' tsirk Yesli rep oksyumoron, ya oksitotsin Yesli rep eto yutub, to ya videoblog Yesli rep eto nagan, to ya vidimo glok Yesli rep eto griby, ya griboyedov ms Yesli rep eto biyonse, to ya dzhey zi Yesli rep eto iisus,, to ya antikhrist Yesli maneken chellendzh - ya antifriz U tebya opyat' sold aut, fanaty tekut budto telki na vpiske Ty znal, chto dvorets po-turetski saray - eto ya pro olimpiyskiy? Nadezhno v yacheyke cheki Kheytery voyut kak violoncheli No tvoya muza chto-to molchit budto iuda na taynoy vechere Kto-to mne obeshchal chto razdolbit led No lebanyy yed I nyne tam Etot led mezhdu nami ne tayet I ty ne zhdal, chto tebya oprokinet tak Ya vas bol'she ne vynesu yesli ne vynesu vas kak Zhizni dalida Klizmu sanitar Nizkiy moveton Viski bezo l'da Indiyskiy kinotavr Vynesu vas - eto chisto bozhiy dar Vynesu vas - eto vysshiy pilotazh Vynesu vas, vy, kryski, gopota Vynesu vas, vy sliz', ya - minotavr Ponimay smysly Prochitay mysli Na mestakh chisla Na krestakh kisti Chernyy mistik Vy boys, ya - bisti Tebe nuzhen rams? Tebe nuzhen graym? Poteryannyy bra, ne akula pera Ty - khaypozhor budto khach amiran Ya prines razdray Ya yebal ves' praym Eto ne rep, a kamedi Vse chem bez pamyati spamite Eto isterika Khaypa imperiya Eto - maneken chelendzh dlya ugerennykh Eto - tantsy dlya zombi iz teleka Eto gor'kaya pravda kak I steviya No ya vyshel segodnya k vam iz teni kak budto misteriya, a to raspizdelis' tut Eto svezhaya krov' budto iz tereka Ya I yest' zlo. Ya I yest' yarost' bez berega V blek list vse menya! Eto vprysk semeni! Slyshu vizg plemeni! Ty glist dlya menya! Leg vniz temenem! Vasilisk v dele ya! Kronprints temeni! Eto kvest, demony Kloun na steroidakh yebet ves' tsirk Yesli rep oksyumoron, ya oksitotsin Yesli rep eto yutub, to ya videoblog Yesli rep eto nagan, to ya, vidimo, glok Yesli rep eto griby, ya griboyedov ms Yesli rep eto biyonse, to ya - dzhey zi Yesli rep eto iisus To ya antikhrist Yesli maneken chellendzh Ya - antifriz